eHarmony

An online "dating" site that matches people by 30 dimensions of compatibility, based on personality, weaknesses, strengths, lifelong goals, short term goals, religous beliefs, philosophies on raising children, etc. It is a faith-based matching site and CAN reject applicants it does not feel would be right for their site, ie. refusing to match persons of the same sex. As successfull as eHarmony is when compared to other online matching sites, most of its clients do NOT find love through their service and find someone the old fashioned way (in real life). Its clients are NOT necessarily desperate either. Some people on its service join because they are either too busy in their personal lives to have time to find someone or are too shy to pursue someone in real life. And yes, some join because their shyness or introversion prevents them from meeting someone in real life, and they feel it's better to be rejected by a stranger in the computer than by a real pserson they would know in real life.

eHarmony is NOT for everybody. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.

by [e-mail] October 4, 2008

eHarmony match

When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.

person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.

by Andrea H. April 2, 2008

eharmonized

When something is good on the inside.

Hey Jimmy, those jelly donuts are eharmonized!
Roll up one of those eharmonized splifs Tyrone.

by TurboDuluth June 26, 2006

eHarmony

The standard response to a desperate loner looking for a girlfriend on a global chatroom.

Desperate Loner: I need a gf.
Normal Person: Go to eHarmony.

by NerdMuffin19 November 21, 2016

eharmony

Two seperate words. When playing a game where one team tries to get another to say the word 'harmony', the word 'eharmony' counts both as 'eharmony' and 'harmony'.

Phil Laing said "eharmony" on vent.

by pseudonym1299 October 14, 2009

eharmonize

Communicating through email on Eharmony, rather than giving out a personal email address.

I didn't want to let him know my real identity, so we just continue to eharmonize.

by Outskirts December 27, 2007

eharminate

Verb. To go one or two dates with someone you meet via an online dating service (eharmony), sleep with them and then never go out with them again.

"Dude, I totally got eharminated! I slept with him on the second date and never heard from him again"

by Hellur2u October 26, 2011