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Edmond

The biggest cutie in the world, has the hugest arms in the world, loves anime and geometry
Person 1: YOOOO did you see Edmond's arm today:?
Person 2: HOLY SHIT they are huge!
by animeJjloverIs123Cool January 21, 2020
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A sexy good kisser guy that is awesome at everything he does he is the best friend and boyfriend that you will find on earth he is an excellent athlete and best cooker on earth
I need an Edmond as boyfriend
by Isabela Moner March 12, 2019
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Noun, informal.

A term made popular by the classic television series "Blackadder II", meaning canine excrement, or dog shit.
E: If I die, Baldrick, do you think people would remember me?
B: Yeah. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing, and saying "Do you remember old Privy-breath?"
E: Do people call me "Privy-breath"?
B: Yeah, the ones who like you.
E: Am I then not popular?
B: Erm, well, put it this way: when people slip in what dogs have left in the street, they do tend to say "Whoops, I've trod on an Edmond."

- Blackadder II, Episode 4: "Money".
by i5318008 November 13, 2009
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An unbelievably sexy Albanian boy who loves music, sports (especially soccer), and his girlfriend. He has amazing curly hair and beautiful eyes. Edmond is funny and strong-willed. He wears glasses but he makes them work. Edmond has a love for science and wants to be involved with sports as a career. Edmond has many friends. Edmond is sweet and great at everything he does.
Girl: Wow! Edmond is so hot! Too bad he's dating Maria, I'd grab that real quick.
Edmond: Sorry ladies, I have the sexiest girlfriend in the world and you are not attractive to me, only she is. So back the f*** off or else im calling the cops because I want to marry Maria right now and your'e ugly and annoying.
by Edmond69 December 6, 2018
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Do you see that hairy edmond?
by Grannyfucker3000 December 12, 2017
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An Asian guy that is tall and skinny. Shy at first hand, but acts like a complete crackhead in front of friends. Likes to skateboard and play sports especially track and field. When he likes a girl he gets completely whipped, so don't get your hopes up if he's taken. Lowkey rave slave, probably sold weed or other drugs at one time. Although he seems charismatic on the outside, he is actually a complete dumbass and super clumsy, always loses his airpods and likes to flex no matter what.

All and all good guy, but take caution if you don't want to get constant headaches dealing with this bitch.
Why does it smell like weed in here?

Oh, it's just Edmond...
by saysikern December 8, 2019
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Edmond’s are always thinking about food. They don’t really care about girls feelings. They also think they’re super cool and better than their friends. They’re known but not popular. He’s turned down about a hundred girls who are younger than him. Although these guys are not the hottest, their parents are the best and are fine as hell! Lastly these dorks are very athletic. (They also walk slow in the hallways because they think it’s hot)
“What did Edmond say about going to prom” “He said yes” “wait a minute he said yes to me too” “oh he told me no cause he’s into blondes.”
by That.one.chic October 27, 2020
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