Edraculate

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula

My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Crapulate

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

premature eclapulation

The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .

I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.

by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015

Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

Encrapsulate

To completely envelope any object, thing, person or idea in crap (or any vile, hideous, wretched, disgusting or otherwise undesirable substance, intent or action(s)).

Her otherwise sweet personality was encrapsulated by her incessant self-absorbed blabbering.

The song was so thoroughly encrapsulated by the band's terrible musicianship I could barely recognize it.

by Vomitron July 21, 2008

excrapulate

The attempt to estimate or conclude (something) by extrapolating from a poor dataset. Analogous to making a guesstimate.

"Well, we're going to have to excrapulate the trend based on the shitty data we have thus far"

by Picnic9 October 5, 2016

Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.

Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.

by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018