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Easton

A sweet, charming, adorable, smart, funny, incredibly gifted child. Also the name of a famous sports brand. Derieved from the words east and on. East- the right direction. On-do i really need to tell you? Yes this name is most commonly for white boys.
Girl 1: Oh look he's perfect!
Girl 2: Definitely an EASTON!
by iamahuman12233 April 22, 2010
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Easton is a sweet guy who can be shy or awkward at first but once he warms up to you he becomes your best friend. He loves playing video games and making people laugh. He will always be there for you and he makes a very good boyfriend. He loves old music but is always down for listening to rap music or singing along even though he doesn't know the words. He loves watching or playing sports and is very caring for his family and has his priorities straight.
Oh Easton? He's a great guy!
I had the best time with Easton last night!
by highwhales June 10, 2018
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Easton

The hottest,thicccccccest,sexy’st person you will ever see. He is also extremely gifted and althetic. He has rock hard abs and is great at dancing. He’s comedic and has stupid freinds especially 1 @ty_mouse. all in all Easton will be the most perfect person you’ll ever meet
That guy is thicccc,hot,sexy,and has rock hard abs
It’s an Easton
by AceAttack193 October 2, 2018
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easton style

the way a rover or easton does it... funky nasty dirty naughty
They gonna get messed up, easton style!

Dam she's a freak, she has got a lot of easton style in her.
by Larry Holmes June 7, 2007
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nasty easton

When you shit into another persons asshole and they proceed to shit it out there asshole then creating a nasty Easton.
Shelia shit into hunter gaping asshole, hunter proceeded to perform a nasty Easton.
by Nasty Easton November 3, 2015
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Easton Soderburger

An Asian kid that's part American and part Jewish.

Has a very hot mom but also at the same time has no friends.

He plays world of warcraft all day and has a very greasy shit forehead.

His forehead is very greasy because he eats hot food all day.
Hey easton Soderburger, what did you do this weekend.
I played world of warcaft and got my glimmering forehead even greasier.

Hey easton wanna come over and party?
Sorry man I gotta do a raid with my guild in world of warcraft.
by John Roslund February 20, 2009
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Easton

A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.

Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).

Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.

To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
"Hey where do you live?"
"Easton"
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"
by I live in October 14, 2005
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