Earal

The type of sex when the man sticks his penis in the ladies ear.

When Jerry was drunk he gave a fat chick earal.

by Hellsing April 20, 2005

Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 14, 2010

Earachnophobia

The fear of putting your ear near that spider

Person 1: There's no way Im putting my EAR next to that SPIDER.

Person 2: You must have Earachnophobia

by imagorilla August 28, 2009

earjob

To have someone lick your ears.

Look at Lady Asspaste giving Prof Butwax and earjob!

by Horngrat October 13, 2003

Earjaculation

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.

Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time

by svestiaz July 1, 2010

Evraj

a synonym; to be better then everyone in everything. Usually leads to severe cockyness but also very good sense of humor. Evrajs' and niggers get along great

man1: fuk u beat me again
man2: u just got evraj'd you dumb nigger

by shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet October 12, 2009

Earjizz

The not-so-distant, hipper and cooler cousin of Eargasm who originates the most jizzmatic city in the world which is London, which is the act of orgasming upon hearing something, usually guitar riffs.

Karen: What the hell is that woman doing in the living room, Kel? There's something wrong with her face.

Kel: Who... Ella? She's watching Muse on Youtube.

Karen: Shit... I think she's earjizzing.

by DeadDolleh July 5, 2009