the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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by I am not a prep September 27, 2005
Get the Ear Muffin mug.Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
by HappySap October 16, 2008
Get the Salty Ear Muffs mug.A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.
by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010
Get the ear muffs mug.When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.
last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.
by Lopezius October 9, 2009
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"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
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