[when the eagle shits]

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.

"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"

by mollywop67 February 28, 2009

The American Eagle

When a man and his girlfriend buy a pound of butter and butter up the floor. Then they strip and the girl lies down spread out like an eagle, while the guy takes a running start and slides into her. Often, bacon grease is substituted with butter to make it more "american".

Billy: Dude, I gave Trixy The American Eagle last night!

Bob: Did you miss like last time? I'd hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your dick every time you do this.

Billy: Hell no! It was great! I even ate the butter after we were done!

by jdcotter32 April 26, 2014

the eagle flies on Friday

Payday!

The eagle flies on Friday, and we'll party all night long.

by delancy November 17, 2010

The Eagle Has Landed

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014

The Pork N' Eagle

The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.

I came home and threw the wife down on the floor, and I gave her the Pork N' Eagle.

by randatola January 11, 2008

The Milky Eagle

“The Milky Eagle” is where the female is sleeping naked on top of the bed sheets and the male is holding on to the light fitting on top of the wardrobe masturbating furiously, at point of ejaculation the male swings off the bedroom light swooping down to the sleeping female “like an eagle hunting prey” and ejaculating on her breasts at the lowest point of contact and catching her completely unaware.

Hence Milky Eagle

I surprised the wife with the milky eagle last night

by Barius June 26, 2021

The eagle has landed

The sudden relief of finally being able to release a shit after a long period of time

One would say; Ahhh the eagle has landed

by Yeah boi tings April 13, 2016