francois eyre

A fokken vis that forgot how to swim, resulting in a backstroke sideways flap.

Jasas my brah, jy's mos n fokken francois eyre soos wat jy daar by die trappe af bliksem.

by Nudle69 November 24, 2021

Ayden Eyre

The sexiest, most irresistible man alive. I constantly nut just talking to him. My cafeteria seat is 2 inches taller than everyone else's, and the seat is pure white. I can't even be near him without wanting to get my big meaty cock near his asshole.

Ayden Eyre: "Hey."

Dylan Riskin: *Nuts 14 times* "Oh-h-hhH-HH-h, hh-hh-h-h-h-ey-y-y-y-Y-Y-y." *walks back to class dripping cum from every hole on his body*

by Rubikslayer May 27, 2022

eyrelin

The definition that UD editors keep rejecting when I'm just trying to get my friends name on this website for her birthday.

Eyrelin wishes she could find a definition of her name on Urban Dictionary.

by Captain chunks May 15, 2016

eyresy

an eyresy is someone that the person needs respect from everyone, and should get it. Mostly used in australia, Eyresy's are also very nice cool, handsom people, apart from if their name is steve.

that guys an eyresy, seriously, how cool is he?

by call me fred January 3, 2009

eyres monsell

you will 100% get shanked. little place in Leicester but honestly avoid it. if you happen to be there. head down boys n keep moving.

guy walking through: *makes eyecontact*
eyres monsell roadman: OI PUSSYO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU TRYNA BE CHEFFED UP BIGMAN

by j2trappy ykyk February 3, 2021

eyress

A beautiful soul who is highly attractive and a great dancer.

“Wow look at those moves, she must an Eyress”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Eyren

A very fine man.
Whenever he walks by, all heads turn towards him.

Girls: "Who's that that just walked by!??"
Eyren: "Heh calm down ladies"

by Zanqyz February 27, 2025