EMF

Early Morning Fat.

Large erection found (usually) on men when they wake up, often at early hours.

I woke up this morning and the missus was riding my EMF.

EMF by Baer October 1, 2004

EMF by danieb April 16, 2010

emf

Eat My Fuck

E.M.F. was coined by G.G. Allin on his album "Eat My Fuc" (With no "K")

EMF you cock smokeing whore! Or I'm gonna rape you!

emf by Ourlaw Scumfuc January 16, 2008

Ethnicity / married / looking for

A continuation of asl

Basically asking for more specific details about a person

Girl: asl
Boy: 20 / m / usa
Girl: emf
Boy: White / single / a gooood time ;)

emf by harikari May 26, 2011

Like Suck my dick (smd) but Eat my fanny (emf)

Guy: smd hoe!

Girl: no, emf bro!

EMF by blankok November 18, 2010

Eat My Fuck, derived from broken English.

1. You're such a looser, I don't have to listen to you - EMF
2. *After beating another player* EMF

EMF by LackLust April 16, 2008

EMF - Used when something really freaky happens. Created by two really bored friends when one of them possibly electrocuted their foot.

EMF by EMF Creator April 17, 2009