Elysium

A stylish wine and tapas bar situated in Victoria Point QLD. Has a very broad spectrum of alcohol predominantly top shelf. This however never seems to be sold as the majority of patrons are bogans or cashed up wannabe metrosexuals that are convinced that smirny double blacks and JD stubbies are the best way to get pissed. A great place to pick up sluts on a Friday/Saturday night, this is made easier for the comin patron as the management give out a SHITLOAD of free piss to young girls with short skirts and visible cleavage. Total mismanagement will cause this place to eventually crumble into non-existence

pissed bogan.1 hey bra the tavern is shut at like fukn 9pm
pissed bogan.2 thats okay cunt, lets go smash some jager bombs and cocktails over at the elysium

drunk metro.1 hey bro lets go pick up some drunk sluts at elysium tonight
drunk metro.2 *flicks fringe* yeh man the boss there loves me and gives me free piss allllll the time hey

by imdaman-vp-town May 29, 2010

Elysium

A guild that focused on playing World of Warcraft on the American PVP Realm of Blackrock.

Man Elysium was the best guild Blackrock ever saw. Why don't they re-form for the expansion?

by Falas November 11, 2008

elysium.tf

T̶F̶2̶ ̶n̶e̶t̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ wonderland.tf ripoff with many cool and sexy admins, mods are also sexy haha

person 1: hey lets play some mariokart
person 2: okay lets play wonderland.tf
person 1: cring
person 2: elysium.tf

by letterb_ December 28, 2020

elysium

elysium is your typical skid who copies other peoples work and then sells it for a quick profit

1: "oh you see that guy over there?"
2: "yeah"
1: "he's a fucking elysium"
2: "what a fnigger"

by mr. panot December 23, 2019

Elysium

Place where everything is perfect. Money groves on trees, gasoline is unlimited, you can use cheats for health (if you get cancer, just say FUCK CANCER and you will be healthy). Porsche 911 is something like Toyota Prius here.

Jimmy: Bro where u wanna live?
Thomas: In Elysium its just perfect place my G.

by elysiumboy February 2, 2024

Elysiums

Pedophilia. That's literally it. A place where a group of pedophiles coordinate. Stay away from this at all costs.

Bro did you hear about those guys from Elysiums? They got arrested for liking kids.

by Zasdrums May 24, 2024

elysium

It signifies a place or state of perfect happiness, a paradise, or a utopia.

Everything was perfect. They were in Elysium. Pleasure and happiness.

by kidnep March 13, 2025