An uppity race of pointy-earred, tree hugging,
green wearing, arrow spamming, cookie making faggots that makes an appearance in every medieval fantasy media ever made.
The Elven race, whose members remain within nomadic tribes (or clans), can usually be found in
rich forests untouched by general civilization. Due to their naturally
long life spans, Elves have centuries to perfect their craft, giving them the right to be 1-upping assholes.
Everything from architecture and cooking to some of the most
petty tasks imaginable have been perfected by this race who pass their perfect everythings to their spawn where said abominations perfect it further or seek out their own path to
perfection.
Their culture is
rich and exclusive, so much so that the general mentality is: If you are not an elf or part of the clan, you are a lowly piece of shit and therefore, fuck you. We are also better than you in every way so if you are not going suffer through the extensive hazing we will provide (if we care to even do it), then you'
de best fuck off or we'll kill you.
Aside from that, these assholes have pretty good
music and bread.
