Eitan

A furry who wants to get intimate with foxes and orcas.

Anyone: *exists*
Eitan: I AM NOT A FURRY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET INTIMATE WITH FOXES AND ORCAS!

by Eitan is a Fuckin Furry March 15, 2019

Pulling an Eitan

When you say you will hook up with somebody but then pussy out of it.

Rose: Hey Eitan wanna hook up?
Eitan: Sure.
Next day
Eitan: I changed my mind.
Rose: Ugh why are you pulling an Eitan

by noah45 June 8, 2022

eitan from behind

When you belt a high A into someone's asshole.

After the show, we went home and he gave me an eitan from behind.

by liverpoolsubboy June 11, 2012

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!

by Emma Slays January 9, 2024

Eitan

Best Persian ass sniper across the Arabian Peninsula. He has the most confirmed kills universally and can teleport his tongue to any ass.

Bro, I think I got sniped by Eitan last night. My booty feels squeaky clean.

by myfren_guayuslamdedoor August 1, 2022

Eitan

Overall nice. Can be pretty wired at times but is mostly normal. You will never find an Eitan with a girl or pulling girls. Eitans are nice but can be smart or the dumbest person you have ever seen

“Eitan is cool”
“I know, right”

by BronzeLightbulb November 5, 2022