E.M.S.

think about it duh.

Eat my shit!

Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!

by mexican-jumping-bean November 12, 2010

S.E.M.F.

"Speak English, Motherfucker"
Acronym that should frequently and forcefully offered to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.

As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They thought it had something to do with green cards and the INS, and they scattered like cockroaches in the light.

by New York City Dave June 26, 2008

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

S.E.M.F.

Shit Eating Mother Fucker

A little boy just stole your candy.
you yell, "Come back here you little semf!"

by alliSINFUL May 13, 2005

E.S.B.A.M.

Military slang insult. Accronym means:
Eat
Shit and
Bark
At the
Moon.

"Hey, Joe, nice job getting shot down at the bar last night!"

"ESBAM, Jimmy."

by Notorious H.I.C.K. July 8, 2005

E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

E.M.S.

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004