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Gently rinse with warm water using our earwax removal syringe bulb and drain
E-R-O Earwax Removal Kit for Complete Ear Care, with Carbamide Peroxide Earwax Removal Drops (0.5 fl oz), Ear Bulb Syringe and Ear Wax Removal Tool with Safety Shield
by Wendysfg May 24, 2023
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E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S.

An anagram used by a collection of people (approximately 50) that promote a utopian society: everybody, really, pisses, some, ice-cream, on, monsters, really, sadly.
I thought our society was decaying, but those E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. have paved the way for a new societal beginning!
by dat_schlong_doe June 23, 2024
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E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."
by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024
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My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.
I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.
by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013
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s.u.r.g.e.r.y.

Super, Uncompassionate, Revengeful, Girl, Emotionless, Resented, Yikes- {s.u.r.g.e.r.y.
My s.u.r.g.e.r.y. EX GF even surprised me with how cold "and could care less" about the fact that i have surgery and will be going under the knife. She is really bringing that kardashian level bitch act to a whole new level and her Kardashian Syndrome is very apparent.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
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L S T E R

“Okay beetlejuice here’s your question, how do you spell red?”

Beetle juice: “L S T E R”

Great job
by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020
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h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light
I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.
by hamstring puller November 14, 2016
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