E-tard

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003

E-tard

an electronic retard, someone who does not understand electronics. Mostly associated with computers and the internet.

"you cant work IE?... gosh your such an e-tard"

by michael chernucha December 28, 2005

E-tard

A person who takes E on a regular basis untill the music in there head plays 24 /7 .

my friend Giancarlo cannot hear me because he is a E TAed

by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003

E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

E-tard

an engineering student

That kid from the e-school? What an e-tard.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

E-tard

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

E-tard

One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA

That **** is just a silly e-tard

by Lamour April 24, 2008