A term used for all your internet security. Firewalls, Anti Virus, Anti Spam etc. All computers should have an E-condom.
Hey man, this Nortan Internet Security 2005 gives my computer a tough E-condom!
Don't let your computer get ITD's, wrap it up with an E-condom!
Don't let your computer get ITD's, wrap it up with an E-condom!
by Mohammed March 31, 2005
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They seek constant acceptance amongst their online brethren by proudly displaying every achievement of their meaningful lives for others to see. Favorite topics amongst those who adhere to the e-cool ethos include doing drugs, drinking loads and still being fine (or being hardcore, see "Ripper") or whenever they've pulled a girl. Either way, denizens of the internet mock their pathetic attempts at social interaction and proceed to flame them. The veracity of such claims is generally unfounded, which makes it even funnier when it all falls apart and turns out to be a lie.
They seek constant acceptance amongst their online brethren by proudly displaying every achievement of their meaningful lives for others to see. Favorite topics amongst those who adhere to the e-cool ethos include doing drugs, drinking loads and still being fine (or being hardcore, see "Ripper") or whenever they've pulled a girl. Either way, denizens of the internet mock their pathetic attempts at social interaction and proceed to flame them. The veracity of such claims is generally unfounded, which makes it even funnier when it all falls apart and turns out to be a lie.
by :p January 1, 2004
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a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.
chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'
by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009
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somebody who is a total fuckhead and argues you and thinks they "win" on the internet due to their own ignorance and stupidity.
these people usually hide their head in the sand and ignore the real world.
somebody who is a total fuckhead and argues you and thinks they "win" on the internet due to their own ignorance and stupidity.
these people usually hide their head in the sand and ignore the real world.
person1: man... did you see that tryhard who always jumps on the bandwagon
person2: yes i sure did, his name is DAMO46 and is a massive ignorant fool who thinks he is so E-cool. total failure at life though.
person2: yes i sure did, his name is DAMO46 and is a massive ignorant fool who thinks he is so E-cool. total failure at life though.
by inutama July 13, 2009
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Get the É.C.O.L.E.S mug.The electronic cock. Used in place when a real cock is not avaible and can be sent over the net with ease.
by moogleypuff August 1, 2005
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