Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."
by ashman March 08, 2008
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Dwarf

When you are very short and your are not at average height also known as a midget
Wow! Ethan is a fucking dwarf. Motherfucker is so small. Fucking midget
by Ethan is a dwarf February 22, 2019
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Dwarf

When you’re under average height also known as Ethan
Ethan is a dwarf, he’s so small!
by Ethan is a dwarf February 22, 2019
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Dwarf

Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.
That Dwarf got a penis almost longer than Trygve's!
by TryBern July 11, 2008
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Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.
Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia
by 123 Fake Boner October 09, 2009
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How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.
You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.
Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.
Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.
Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.
Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!
Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!
Dwarf: Wait until I get you!
(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)
Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.
Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.
(walks away steaming)
by Corlin June 03, 2006
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dwarfed

An adjective describing the effects of smoking herbal incense intended as use for a legal high. Some brands include: Black Magic Smoke, Amsterdam Dreams, Yellow Mellow, etc. The high effect is different than that of Marijuana, and creates its own category. The name derives from Dwarf Skull, which may be found in some herbal smoking blends.
When you drink you get drunk.
When you smoke weed you get high.
When you smoke herbs, you get dwarfed.
by zakkyzmo March 20, 2010
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