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crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;
i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store
by charlie August 14, 2003
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dusting the crops

The act of walking through a group of people and expelling gas and doing so repeatedly
Mike was dusting the crops at the dance.
by Gindy December 5, 2009
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Snake dusting

The act of snorting cocaine off of a man's erect penis.
As Sergio and Andre had grown tired of blowing lines of coke off women's breasts, they decided to mix things up, by snorting it off of each other's penises - "snake dusting" as it is known in some circles.
by Sam Mechling August 29, 2010
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Rust Dusting

Grating a frozen poo.

All the scent off poo, with none of the evidence.
On my last shift work before moving away. I stayed back late and did some rust dusting in the bosses office.
by tinyzzz January 6, 2014
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Sugar dusting

To put pixie stick sugar in your butthole and then fart it into someone’s face
by ISTS September 1, 2020
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Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.
"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"
by famousfrank January 15, 2009
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Jungle Dusting

Sprinkling someone else's pillow with pubic hair that's been ground into dust or chopped up into tiny enough pieces that it will 1. not be easily seen or detected and 2. likely be inhaled, ingested and stuck to the face not unlike glitter.

Other names include Grinch Powder, Dream Glitter, The Salty Sandman, Fairy Dust, Pillow Peppering
"Grandma, I am so sorry to have to tell you this right now, with you being in the hospital and so ill.... Okay, remember that Christmas you gave me the 60" Vizio plasma TV when I very clearly wanted the Sony LED? Well, I jungle dusted your pillow the next time you came to stay with us. Whoo! Damn, I feel SO much better now that you know!! Bye gram-gram."

Jungle Dusting.
by PaulAllensCard January 31, 2015
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