Duolingo 

A catfish and a kidnapper who disguises as a cute, friendly green owl. Slowly this green owl will keep manipulating and guilt tripping you into doing things you otherwise would never do. It starts with learning a language... but it ends with something way worse, and once you enter, there is no way out. Duolingo will literally kidnap your family to keep you under his wing.

Me: Duo you can't keep ruining my life like that!
Duolingo: Shouldn't have missed that Spanish lesson *evil laugh*

Duolingo by bhatesyuh May 21, 2020

duolingo 

a type of bird outside of your door.

"How are you, my dude?" " good...duolingo.i dont trust you."

duolingo by naniishere May 15, 2019

Duolingo 

Satan himself. An all-knowing owl who will rape your sister and kidnap your parents if you forget your Spanish lesson.

Duolingo’s premise is simple: Spanish or Vanish

Duolingo by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

duolingo 

A program you do languages on. that's really it...

Mom: Hey what you doing?
Me: French mom......French on duolingo
Mom: Oh.....

duolingo by Markiplier rocks January 20, 2017

Duolingo Bird 

Duolingo Bird is a murderous green grape that trys to teach you other languages. He does so by threatening you or a family member. His favourite language to teach is Spanish. He hates it when you break your streak. And for your safety, don't delete the app.

Person 1: Dude, have you seen my sister?
Person 2: She is with Duolingo Bird now

Duolingo Bird by SansFromUndertale May 24, 2019

Duolingo 

A language app that if you don`t use the mascot will find you and take his time murdering you

Duolingo: You have not done your spanish lessons time to kill
Richrd: No no NOOOOOO

Duolingo *cocks gun*

Duolingo by pseudonym is a dickhead September 22, 2019

duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

duolingo is going to take your family by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022