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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually refers to all babies from Teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. Prom night dumpster baby - my story isn't long before it is sad."
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slumbertard dumpster baby 

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.
that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby, dropped into a trach can or (the more favored) Dumpster, on an un-wed teenage mothers Prom night.
"Hold on a minute Eric. I gotta throw out my prom night dumpster baby"

"Okay."

Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

someone popping out a baby at the prom from doing You-Know-What at that exact Prom
mang I was throwing up at the prom behind the dumpster when this chick totally had a Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

Baby dumpster diver 

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.
According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.
Baby dumpster diver by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014

dumpsterbaby 

A person so worthless that even their own mother doesn't want them.
Alex couldn't even pick a head of lettuce correctly, what a dumpsterbaby. He should DIASTFUF!
dumpsterbaby by BeauregardBlumpkin January 21, 2008