dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

dumpcore

1. A genre of rap music pioneered by the artist DJWishUWur and his compatriots of the group rilla dope. Dumpcore utilizes the power of the bowels to evoke a sense of texture and enhance the imagery of the rhyme.

Damn, Sam, that new track 'Wish on My Ass', is straight up dumpcore.

by MC Greater Than January 4, 2006

ahwhoop jumpscare

Ahwhoop jumpscare means when something really disgust's you, causing you to be frightened as if it was a jumpscare. Or, simply it's scary looking.

emma: " when i went on ha page and seen her pictures i said 'ahwhoop jumpscare!"

by xxaiene December 19, 2022

Dumscreet

n - that dirty nasty filth on and around the toilet, especially in the lid hinges.

I cleaned my toilet today and nearly ralphed anytime I removed a glob of dumscreet.

by Shanier September 5, 2008

dumpharectomy

The surgical removal of waste from the human rectum due to medical conditions ie cancer, alzheimers, and anal sex.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mitchell, but it seems we are going to have to perform a dumpharectomy.
Mitchell: Is this due to my fetish for men inside me?
Doctor: I'm afraid so...
(Cue porno music)

by Mishizal June 20, 2006

Dumpstar

An individual who can be classified as messy, disorganized, key losing, joint smoking (more than acceptable), nose breaking, Zeus punching, Dirty Bishoping, Hot Carling, Mangina presenting, Dirty Harrying, usually Serbian sonofabitch.
Some common indicators of a Dumpstar include the following:
Food and dishes strewn about/Clothes hapazardly placed in high traffic areas/ lots and lots of roaches in the ashtray/really loud noises(this may or may not be at odd hours of the night)/broken shit everywhere/holes in walls, etc.

"Jeez guys, looks like a bomb went off in here."
~"Yeah, this kid said some shit about Ilija's sister so he got really loud and became an angry Serb...tore this kids head off...I mean clean off! Crazy shit man!"
"Uh, I was talking about the dishes and stuff lying around everywhere."
~"Oh right, well he did a bit of celebrating after his 'great success'."
".....that kid ain't just a dumpster anymore he's a fucking dumpstar!"

by Philip Levi December 21, 2006