diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

diddler

A child molester; A victimizer.

That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

kiddy diddler

Someone who molests kids.

That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.

by Edgardo February 5, 2007

fuddle duddle

A eupharism for "fuck you" originated by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.

"Oh, fuddle duddle!"

by Phil February 9, 2003

Fuddle Duddle

A word meaning "fuck you" or "fuck off" first; first used by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.

"What's your problem dude?"
"Oh go fuddle duddle"
"Fuddle Duddle?!"
"Yeh, Fuddle Duddle"
"Aight dude, I'll get right on that"
"What a fuddle duddlin' idiot"

by __DarkCloudz October 24, 2004

Reverse Diddler

A child that molests old men and/or women against their will. Reverse diddlers are often found in nursing homes posing as scouts or do-gooders that are there to help the elderly.

Reverse diddlers hide their insidious schemes from the general public with cutesy actions such as cookie sales and puppies. Reverse diddlers have been known to be violent and torturous to their victims and will often eat them.

Little Jimmy is a reverse diddler. I saw him rape my great uncle then bake cookies with him.

by don hernando, the feared. July 26, 2009