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Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.
by maddipaddypicasso May 25, 2009
mugGet the duct tapemug.

Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.
"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,
by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012
mugGet the Duck-Ductingmug.

Duct Tape

Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.
by Ritch A September 16, 2003
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

Fuck Duct

Any orifice on a female that you can insert your cock into.
Man, that chick had the best fuck duct I’ve ever cum across.
by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019
mugGet the Fuck Ductmug.

duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.
Much like Google, duct tape is God
by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006
mugGet the duct tapemug.

Duct Tape

If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.
Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
by Sherlock1 July 20, 2008
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

Duct Tape

An invention so amazing only Chuck Norris could invent it.
Duct tape is self explanatory.
by awesomesocksfingerlessgloves September 23, 2011
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

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