Dry Balls

In any case where a male experiences a extended period of time without a single blow job, and the testies become dry and arid.

"Dude, have you heard about Jeffrey? His girlfriend hasn't blowed him in since November"
"Damn, he must have some dry balls"
"Yep. Like a desert."

by Ding Ullberry February 19, 2015

Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

by Temaori6969 February 9, 2013

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017

Dryballer

1. Someone who is all talk and no action.
2. (Slang) Someone who shoots blanks, as in firearms, or someone who's had a vasectomy.
3. (Verb) Dryball - To give the appearance that one is delivering, but actually is not.

That politician is such a dryballer because he never keeps the promises he makes.

by wildcatonline December 20, 2014