roll dried

After being being busted by cops, usually for excess partying, the officers then rape you in a group fashion. This typically occurs after one has been drinking and smoking weed simultaneously for extended periods of time.

After waking up sore, with a hangover, a ticket, and no memories of the night before, James concluded that the only reasonable explanation was that he and the bros were roll dried last night.

by ballroller007 May 10, 2010

dierdorf

When you become so drunk you believe you have contracted super human powers and every other human is dwarfed and weak compared to you

Dude you were so drunk you pulled a Dierdorf

by Flergjoun September 27, 2015

End Dried

Gay Term for getting your end Wet.

That guy last night got my end dried.

by Carman Kenny February 25, 2011

Sun dried tomato

dried vagina that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.

Did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?

by Inspectoruno August 5, 2015

Dried Masturbation

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009

dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.

Eww man shes dried roast beef

by Lester October 29, 2003