Dream Catcher

Another name for a maxi-pad used on fat, ugly, undesirrable women since her dream's of having a child is just and always will be a dream

look at that ugly chick buy some dream Catchers, and extra abbosrbant too!

by T.S.14 January 24, 2010

dream catcher

Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.

Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

WET DREAM CATCHER

A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)

"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"

by Jana617 May 23, 2008

European dream catcher

The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher

-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target

by Frank4202 January 1, 2012

Wet Dream Catcher

A belly button. when you blow your load in your sleep it some times is caught in your belly button to remind you what a good night you had

Dude your belly button looks nasty and all crusty

Ya its my Wet dream catcher

Nasty!

by wet dream man February 25, 2010

Dream Catcher Hands

Blistered or calloused hands from making dream catchers.

That cherokee woman has dream catcher hands.

by SmallTownLez October 8, 2011

South Beach Dream Catcher

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.

That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

by Gun-Gun August 23, 2008