that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005

The dead bears

The dead bears is a tik tok cult that is gonna take over the other tik tok cults.

Did the dead bear cult attack again?
The dead bears will stop the tik tok cult.

by Dead bear May 16, 2020

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

DreadBeast

Cums on his bed and then drinks it and then makes his sister drink it and then he sleeps on it.

Cloudsy: Why is this bed so sticky?
Legend: It's probably DreadBeast's bed...

by ripUrbanDictionary October 14, 2021

dreadbear

A humanoid resembling an offspring created by Predator and a red headed Jamaican who struggles to communicate or survive in a social setting during the winter months, resorting to hibernation.

Approach with caution as a Dreadbear is prone to bouts of extreme Tourette's, most commonly themed towards bodily exceptions on your mums chest or carrying out unspeakable things to your female siblings.

OMG, I met the Dreadbear last night. My mum and sister are now in therapy

by ranga can't September 2, 2017

Dreambear

The biggest and most fabulous bear of them all, the kind of hairy, fat, flamboyant homosexual man that comes along but once in a lifetime. Every homosexual chubbychaser's perfect man.

Harvey could have settled for Jack but he keeps chasing his dreambear.

by Fordd July 7, 2011

dreadbean

to be dread to somebody or something whilst being over the height of six bean.

jack slaps jenna with his cock, she says "why are you being a dreadbean?"

jack hits a innocent child. A bystander says why are you dreadbeaning.

Laurie whilst wearing his stabber stabs an inncoent bystander, whilst dying the bystander screams you dreadbean.

venner felt dreadbeaned when ireland got with jenna. STUNG!

by Vendoggy dog December 24, 2007