davidian

1. One who prnounces David Hasselhoff as God.
2. A follower of The Hoff.

1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"

by Andy Orem April 10, 2009

davidangel

The funniest, most entertaining, youtuber out there. Creates honest videos that make a large audience laugh. Never change, X.

Every video that "X" or "davidangel" has ever made.

by Xylen343 July 29, 2011

Davidian

Awesome song by Machine Head off their debut album, Burn My Eyes, known mainly for having one of the heaviest breakdowns in all of history

Dude, the breakdown in Davidian makes me want to run through a brick wall!

by jamestable89 April 11, 2019

A Droidian Slip

When Android predictive text replaces word/s in such a way as to reveal the hidden meaning in a text message.

For some strange reason my predictive text confuses the word 'cycle' with the word 'fuck'
Should have been more careful when I asked Ruby-Tuesday if she would fancy a cycle... What A Droidian Slip!

by CapCoco May 9, 2011

daviding

another word for masturbating

david was caught daviding on the bus

by Titanium Benj May 26, 2010

Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

Burnt Davidians

A cult in Waco Texas who were denied due process by the lying liberals who claim to stand for the constitution but are obviously liars.

Their were allegations that kids were possibly being molested and so Janet Reno (acting as judge,jury and executionary) decided that to save the kids inside the compound the best thing to do was to burn them (alive) to death.

All because of Her hatred of the 2nd amendment which supposedly Democrats support the Constitution and the Bill Of Rights.

Janet Reno's Big Texas Barbecue resulted in the Burnt Davidians.

by shakes head in disgust December 6, 2003