An infamous vintage console modder who’s known for charging ridiculous prices for poorly made consoles. Some speculate that he charges so much because of the whole bag of glue sticks that he’s added to your mod. Along with the prices and hundreds of glue sticks, Drakon is also known for his terrible customer service and terrible attitude. Avoid at all costs.
The cashier was very surprised after seeing Drakon buy the entire store’s supply of hot glue.
Carson: Hey man, have you seen my new modded console
Timothy: Yeah, it’s pretty poorly made. You could get better picture from RF.
Carson: I know. I bought this for $400 from Drakon, and it weighs at least 20 pounds more than usual
Nick: That explains it. It must be the hot glue. You’re better off modding it yourself
Carson: Hey man, have you seen my new modded console
Timothy: Yeah, it’s pretty poorly made. You could get better picture from RF.
Carson: I know. I bought this for $400 from Drakon, and it weighs at least 20 pounds more than usual
Nick: That explains it. It must be the hot glue. You’re better off modding it yourself
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Get the Drakon mug.A mythological creature, a very large lizard like reptile, older than dragons. Flightless, most spit acid, and can paralyze its prey just by looking at them.
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Number one Greek rapper who has collaborated with psi8uristoc. He also gets a lot of pussy because of his shitposting page on instagram.
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Get the Drakomaxiths mug.A Drakonir is a person who defeated a dragon and was by that once the strongest in the land.
It implies, that the person is brutally strong and cannot be defeated.
It implies, that the person is brutally strong and cannot be defeated.
Person 1: Wow, have you seen Tom? He beat that guy really easy!
Person 2: Yes, he is so strong, he could be a Drakonir!
Person 2: Yes, he is so strong, he could be a Drakonir!
by Drakonir December 2, 2020
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Drake: dude we have bonded mentally, spiritually, and physically. We have become Drason.
Jason: Physically!? Are you trying to say you wanna dorning me?
Drake: NO gross bro! Were not german homos
Jason: Physically!? Are you trying to say you wanna dorning me?
Drake: NO gross bro! Were not german homos
by drason May 16, 2013
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person 1: I wanna bang that dragoness
person 2: That dragoness isn't all that hot but I always knew you had drakonophilia
person 2: That dragoness isn't all that hot but I always knew you had drakonophilia
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A person who constantly dies to gimmicks on easy fights, like the lava waves in OS or the void zones.
A shitty healer who cant keep melee dps up and the laughs about the horrid job he does healing.
A person who constantly dies to gimmicks on easy fights, like the lava waves in OS or the void zones.
A shitty healer who cant keep melee dps up and the laughs about the horrid job he does healing.
Player A: Shit I just stood in a void zone and died.
Player B: Oh man, you totally pulled a Drakoni.
Player B: Oh man, you totally pulled a Drakoni.
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