Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

doing tricks on it

when somebody is meatriding so hard that they start doing tricks on it.

Person 1:“He won’t get off my tip”
Person 2: “Bro is doing tricks on it”

by 69I69 February 8, 2023

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

by geodave December 27, 2012

Lw doing it

Lightweight doing it. Originated in the Bay Area this term is used by tools to describe someone engaging in a positive action.

Pedro: eyy did you see Jason with Christine last night?

Anthony: yeah bruh he was lw doing it.

by Quan24 December 10, 2013

what are you doing step bro?

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

by rottenkid May 9, 2019

dogina

A dog's vagina. Similar to the catgina, but in canine form.

My friend's boxer has a huge, slobbidy dogina. It's gross.

by Boudro18 December 18, 2013