A Douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she's being worst than a dumbass. Instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it's more feminen).
ex: Girl 1: Ashlinn was talkin shit about you today to that hot guy Brad.
Girl 2: Are u serious?,that fuckin' Douchess!.
Girl 2: Are u serious?,that fuckin' Douchess!.
by Danneel February 25, 2008
Get the Douchess mug.The feeling one gets towards a member of the opposite sex after spending a short amount of time with them. often confused with love, this sudden infatuation will drive them crazy with this "false love". often leads the sufferer to:
1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person
*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.
After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person
*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.
After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
=O OMG i am so in love with this girl/guy
=/ How long have you known her?
=O 1 a week
=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
=/ How long have you known her?
=O 1 a week
=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
by alphamadkient January 3, 2010
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Any person by the name of Douglas who exhibits LESS than adequate skills in anything he tries to do. Simple stated a buffoon or simpleton.
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Get the doubtless mug.A pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. Typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.
Shoe Salesman: How about these?
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.
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