douchebottle

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

by lakesX3 November 11, 2009

donglebook

A Macbook with No or Barely any ports

Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook

by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

douchebot

One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.

Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"

"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."

by asefi October 3, 2007

doublebutter

A female that obviously thinks she is hot, but in reality has both a butterface and a butterbody. Used alone or as a compound word, ie: doublebutter babe, doublebutter chick, etc.

Did you see that chick? She thinks she is hot, but she is a doublebutter babe.

She is so doublebutter!

by JTS Brown June 11, 2006

Donglebit

The act of masturbating to and the sexual arousal towards the internet... not pornography... just the internet.

Boy 1 - "Oi bro, did you donglebit yesterday? "
Boy 2 - "yesterday? BRO EVERYDAY!!"
*both boys then proceed to high five each other, then pull each others pants down and donglebit each others genitalia*

by flyingbaconsandwich December 15, 2013

Quandarious Dinglebottom G the 3rd

The 3rd king of the quan qivles

Did you vote for quandarious Dinglebottom G the 3rd?

by sebikerebi September 10, 2022

Douchebot

Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.

"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."

"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"

by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012