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Douglas Country School District 

Douglas county school district that is located just south of Denver CO. This school district is best know for being the first government funded school district to be ran by penguins (aka comeplete fucking ass holes who would rather have all their 61,000 students die in snow related accidents so they can receive one more of an “education"). The last reported snow day was more then two years ago. The superintendent Dr. Elizabeth Celania-Fagen is a complete bitch who is butt buddies with the owners of an educational company that is getting shit rich off of dcsd by implementing shitty learning systems that the students don't understand and the teachers think is retarded (can include; WCO, 21st century skill, etc...).
Don't you just love having to go to school on snowy days? If you do go to Douglas Country School District!
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Jack Douglass 

Jack Douglass is a youtube celebrity who goes by the username of jacksfilms, though he prefers to be called John, so call him John whenever you can. Also, he loves light switches and forehead reduction surgeries, so make sure to mention those things to him whenever you can in the comments section of his videos.
me talking to Jack Douglass

Hey John, how's the Kickstarter for the forehead reduction surgery going? I donate five light switches.
Jack Douglass by dabbleinstocks April 14, 2016

Frederick Douglass 

A 19th century African-American who escaped slavery to help end it.
Frederick Douglass became his own master.

The Frederick Douglass 

The Frederick Douglass (fred-rik, -er-ik duhg-luhs) refers to the hair style worn by famous African-American historical figure Frederick Douglass. The Frederick Douglass is predominately worn by African-American men and features voluminous hair and a side part. The Frederick Douglass is a non-discriminatory hairstyle and can be worn by anyone, but does require a degree of masculinity and volume.

The length of an individuals Frederick Douglas can vary from approximately an inch to shoulder length hair.

Google Image Frederick Douglass for pictures.
So Fly!
Did you see Corey's new do? He got the Frederick Douglass! So fly! Way cooler than that loser Damaris with his frohawk.
The Frederick Douglass by Erika B September 24, 2009

Davis-Douglass Disorder 

When one confuses two popular people, places, or things that are complete opposites, leading to a major foot-in-your-mouth moment.
"Jefferson Davis was heavily involved in anti-slave activities while Frederick Douglass was heading the confederacy."-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan

Micheal Douglassing 

Eating pussy so good you get cancer from overexposure
I had to stop Micheal Douglassing that chick because I had my second round of chemo in an hour

Douglass 

Douglass is an annoying know it all who somehow gets better grades than you no matter what you do, and they are the single most popular kid in school, despite having no personality or values.
Douglass by DefinitelyNotEamon October 29, 2020