who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014

cock doughnut

A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.

Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night

Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut

by jasorkowski657 April 2, 2016

you fucking doughnut

One of the best insults coming out of Gordon Ramsay’s mouth, one of the most destructive ways to end people’s lives and careers as they would end up having a heart attack or like a brain damage.

Patrick: hey fam, did you bring the assignment’s copies?
George: oh for fucks sake, I forgot it mate
Patrick: you fUcking dOughnUt, absolutely useless you are

by MsKeisha January 18, 2021

bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams

"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"

by whitecoffee February 26, 2015

Powdered Doughnut Hole

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole

Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.

by BPS5 February 2, 2012

leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.

Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009

wetback doughnut

A slang term for churro, the deliciously sweet and fatty foot long twisted stick of deep fried dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Usually sold at amusement parks and the like for some asinine price like $5 each.

Hey Pancho, dos wetback doughnuts porfavor.

by J_81 September 10, 2008