douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006

DoucheSicle

The urban dictionary editor that did not approve upitdy for me.

Wow for whatever reason this DoucheSicle editor over at urban dictionary did not approve the word upidy for me.

by JonIsAwesome February 12, 2014

Douchesicle

n. Someone who is so douchey to the point where you HAVE to say “sicle” after “douche”

Alex is SUCH a douchesicle!

by MasatoKaibara4ever November 16, 2013

doucheticle

A douchebag that thinks with his penis/testicles.

A doucheticle trolls girls Facebook pages to hit on them (used to take place on MySpace but still true for dating sites)

by madd cracka October 12, 2011

doucheticle

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.

John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!

by Lan May 1, 2006

douchicle

someone who is bigger douche than words can describe. a hife tool. Matt Canon.

Matt Canon is a huge douchicle

by Randy99 March 2, 2008

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008