Douching 

The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.

A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*

* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.

John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?

Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.

John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?

Tim: Pretty much....

Douching by #Winning! October 29, 2011

Douching 

When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.

Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.

Douching by Mystrich July 2, 2009

Douching 

When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag.

"No girl. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time."

Douching by Archimedes84 March 8, 2017

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")

Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

Douching through the snow by Agent Blue February 18, 2015

Douching hour 

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.

I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.

Douching hour by Shellogg October 24, 2017

douching around 

to partake in asshole behavior to those in a certain vicinity.

Stop douching around you douche bag.

douching around by Zacana Hornbergerking April 29, 2008

douching it up 

To become excessively annoying, boistrous, or unbecoming of a normal human being, esp. in the presence of a peer group.

Bob: Man, look at Jim over there!
Mark: I know, he's totally douching it up!
Bob: Let us proceed to beat him an inch from life for such unacceptable behavior.
Mark: Indeed.

douching it up by Chenzo23 September 13, 2006