Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchebattalion

a large number of douchebags in one area, typically numbering between 300 and 1300.

Oh God, I barely made it out of Urban Outfitters. There had to be an entire douchebattalion in there.

by Cryptoherbotanist April 17, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

Douchemegatron

A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.

You are the DoucheMegatron.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008