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Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.
I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.
by Tagz April 18, 2010
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douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West
Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!
by Ez2517 September 14, 2009
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douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
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douchemonk

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
Dude you're such a douchemonk!
by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
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Doucheocalypse

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.
Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.
by Me and Mr. Split April 25, 2011
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Douchel Fin

Noun: Short hair styled into a fauxhawk; usually befitting the individual wearing it.
"Check out the guy with all the Ed Hardy, he totally has a Douchel Fin!"
by Nycbc42 December 17, 2011
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douchebomb

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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