Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery

"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"

by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025

Douchey McDouche-douche

(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...

Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"

Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside

2.
Rush Limbaugh

3.
Fox news

4.

People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking

by Aureon August 24, 2009

Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

by random hero March 27, 2005

Douchey McDouchester

This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.

Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Douchie McDoucheParrot

This is an annoyingly infuriating (and yet so insignificant it is almost unworthy of mention) satellite of it's larger master. This lesser or minor douchie serves to bolster it's host's confidence and morale by reinforcement-by-mimic the host's words and actions. This diminutive annoyance is only seen accompanying a Douchie, Douche, Douchepirate or Douchie McDouche. It is worthy to note that this is not a singleton or honorific designation; there may be multiple doucheparrots accompanying a larger douchebag.

That douchie at GI JOES had entrained several douchie mcdoucheparrots to keep harassing me and my GF over this expensive bag.

by chris mcneglidouche January 9, 2008