Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.
by Holly M S May 25, 2010
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A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."
Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.
by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010
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by don't douchebook April 30, 2010
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Get the douchebook mug.Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.
by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018
Get the Douchebooty mug.A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.
Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.
Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!
"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.
by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008
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