douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

by corey December 21, 2003

Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

by H.W January 25, 2009

Douche Wagon

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

by GraduallyNevele December 9, 2010

Douche Wagon

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

by Better Than That March 1, 2011

Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017

Douche Wagon

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.

"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"

by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022