A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
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Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"
by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008
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v. The act of riding a motorcycle, as a man, with another man on the passenger seat behind you: "doubledicking" or "riding doubledicker" Generally regarded as gay and inexcusable among hardcore riders.
n. A dude who rides with another dude on the back of his motorcycle.
n. A dude who rides with another dude on the back of his motorcycle.
v. Oh, here comes Adam, riding doubledicker with Steve... nasty. Couldn't they have just taken the car?
n. Dave is a real doubledicker. He'll give his buddies rides before he gives girls rides.
n. Dave is a real doubledicker. He'll give his buddies rides before he gives girls rides.
by fickdace October 13, 2009
Get the doubledicker mug.Similar to snowdicking, q.v., the act of doughdicking involves shaping uncooked bread dough into the shape of a penis, with or without scrotum. Doughdicking is an occasional pastime for young males at bakeries and anywhere else there is bread dough.
It was a slow and boring day at the local bakery, so Mark and Denny decided to engage in doughdicking. The result was....let's say, small.
by Xterra1 September 4, 2013
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They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
by Radox June 13, 2015
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by Michael Brady May 2, 2008
Get the douchelick mug.Although Michael had to solicit a transvestite prostitute, the fact that their penis openings kissed made him an official doubledicker.
by Winston K Wolfe September 11, 2018
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