Double-click Misfire

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).

“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

double click your mouse

when a girl masturbates

Do you double click your mouse?

by c8lin May 21, 2003

Double click the mouse

When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit

mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?

by Ericss April 7, 2009

double-click your own mouse

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

by Nick D September 25, 2003

Double-Click Limbo

When attempting to double-click using a computer mouse, the clicker leaves too much space between first and second click. This results immediately in frantic back-to-back double-clicks which the computer does not process as a double-click. Can last for up to 3-5 seconds. The only cure is to stop, walk away, and try again.

Dude 1: "Dude, you have to double-click to open a folder"

Dude 2: "Dude ,I'm tryin! I'm caught in double-click limbo here!"

by Red Fury May 28, 2009

double click to edit

that one thing that comes up when you add new text

Computer: double click to edit

Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003