dorts

a nickname for doritos

man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers

by zelda butterface April 24, 2009

dort

to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"

John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.

by Paul rocks SJU November 3, 2004

dorting

The act of nasally inhaling a man or transgendereds penis, it is not a blow job, it is dick snorting!

"Dude this chick was dorting me so hard last night, I bet she will smell that cum for weeks!"

by killedmeh January 23, 2015

Dort

Dirt or porn.

Dorty auld hunch loves the Dicktits!

by Dee August 18, 2003

Dort

Elderly prostitute/whore. Talks only about sex, penis pictures, boobs

Fucking Dort

by #hb July 17, 2017

dort

a crossover of a dress and shorts

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"

by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020

Dorts

Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.

I just made myself some dorts in the forest.

by bacon99 July 31, 2017