Dopplebanging

The act of hatefucking a person for no reason other than that said person bears a passing resemblance to your ex.

"I got so drunk last night, I wound up dopplebanging a Starbucks barista against a vending machine"

"I'm so sorry I dopplebanged your mom"

"Paul just got dopplebanged"

by Amiahipstermaybe December 5, 2011

dopplebanger

Someone who is attracted to people who are similar to them in terms of aesthetic or physical features.

"Have you seen Jess's new girlfriend? They could be twins!"

"Yeah, total dopplebanger!"

by Lil scoot July 10, 2018

dopplebanger

When you find someone doing porn who looks just like a friend, but said friend insists it isnt her rubbing one out on her webcam (though it probably really is)

"Hey is this (insert whatever porn website mysteriously popped up on your computer) you"
"No!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes! It must be my dopplebanger. Why are you looking at asian porn?"
"Um.... got to, I have a phone call. fapfapfapfapfap"

by evilmidgetwholikestotorment December 21, 2008

Dopplebanger

When a porn star looks like someone you know.

Damn she really looks like Daisy Marie, that's her dopplebanger.

by Joemadyourdad August 15, 2014

dopplebanger

(n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has sex with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend

dopplebang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has sex with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend

(n.) "Don't let Jack keep feeding you shots of Old Crow -- he's a well-known dopplebanger!"

(v.) Michele: "Yo, how did Bill manage to fuck Molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?"
Michael: "He totally dopplebanged her!"

by Jody R. Gross December 9, 2008

Dopplebang

(v.) To have sex with your doppleganger, past or future self, or someone who looks alarmingly similar to you (i.e. your twin)

I totally fucked up the time space continuum when i went back in time and dopplebanged myself.

by BrooklynTrees May 5, 2012

Dopplebanger

Similar to dopplegäbger; someone who looks very much like a person but is hotter than them.

Hey, bro. So there's this new guy I saw at school and he looks just like me but he's , like....attractive. I think he might be my dopplebanger!

by sidekneesidehoe August 19, 2016