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lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom
Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus
by Dubiks April 20, 2019
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Door Locker

When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.
Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!
by MBL December 30, 2007
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Double Door Locker

The same as a door locker, but used when the door has an automatic lock like a hotel door, or cruise ship cabin. The bolt is used in addition to the automatic lock.
Fuckin' Mike is such a Double Door Locker. He locked me out of my own cabin, and I had to sleep in the hallway.
by MBL January 4, 2008
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door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox
Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.
by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022
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Locky door syndrome

Slang. A form of OCD. Checking syndrome where someone repeatedly checks a door is locked.
You, Dude that guy checked each car door three damn times. I think that man got locky door syndrome!
by Robbomadethis January 13, 2015
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Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.
Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...
by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011
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Doorlock

One who consumes Prune Danishes.
"Prune Danishes are for Doorlocks."
"Total doorlock move."
by Luter May 21, 2021
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