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phone doodling 

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.
Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"
phone doodling by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009
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Cock doodling 

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.
Cock doodling by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

horse doodling 

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
Grif was horse doodling in the base.
horse doodling by ngamer007 May 13, 2005

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus
hoop doodling by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

hoodling doodling

Having sex with one's sibling.
“My cats were hoodling doodling on my bed. It was gross.”
hoodling doodling by stabbity February 8, 2019

Horse doodling 

Term born in Danbury CT slang for smoking weed
we got to go Horse Doodling soon dude

finger doodling 

A girl enjoying and touching her pink cookie and sticking her fingers inside of it and starts mowing.
"I walk into my friends house and found her finger doodling her self .
finger doodling by Yung takito April 19, 2018