doodie

The brown stuff that comes out your ass

I doodie all the time.

by Rocky May 3, 2004

Apple Doodie

Another word for applesauce.

This apple doodie is the shit!

by believer84 July 14, 2011

fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”

Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!

by Aliglay July 14, 2023

Cheeker Doodie

Another word for someones cheeks.

Aww look at those chubby little cheeker doodies.

by Cheeker Master January 8, 2010

Doodie Shoot

Noun:

1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.

2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.

You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"

Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot

by chickenmcfweeb July 12, 2011

doodiebombing

The disgusting yet wickedly funny act of wiping your ass and then tossing the poo smeared wad of toilet tissue over the top of the stall and onto someone using the urinal in front of you.

I got kicked out of the movie theatre for doodiebombing that dick who asks for your ticket stubs.

by Zach is cool February 28, 2006

Doodie

1.(n.)an unpleasant word that usually small children use to describe how they don't like someone; just plain creepy when a parent says it.
2.(n.)a nasty brown substance that comes out of your rear and lands in the toilet.

1.child: "No I don't want to go into time out! You're such a doodie!"
2.Ralph looked into the toilet and saw someone forgot to flush; there was a doodie floating in there.

by Kirsti Ferret November 6, 2007