Dooch

The douchebag who always mooches from others.

Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch

by Not very important[bn October 17, 2008

Dooch

A man’s penis

That man had a small dooch print

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Dooch

Someone who is both a douche and a chooch. I.e. From douche: 1. Someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way. And from chooch: 1. Jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. 2. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately. Could also be Chouche, but then it just sounds like chooch. So Dooch it is.

That dingleberry sure excels at being such a Grade-A high-end dooch.

by Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson February 22, 2024

Dooch

To fail at something

Bill made cookies for the class but they tasted horrible! Bill really DOOCHED it!

by Matrick Pininni April 27, 2024

Dooch

Dooch is a guy who is a bum ass nigga who works at the hello kitty store, it is a title given to somebody who does nothing and fucking dies.

Yo I saw this nigga Dooch walking around man, such a bum ass nigga.

by The goofsters February 16, 2025

Dooch bag

Dooch bag is the verbal mispronunciation of douche bag, as doosh bag is the written misspelling of doosh bag.

Also, a blatant mispronunciation of the word douche bag, used by mitches.

"I had 14 kills on Halo and was about to get a perfection when someone on my team betrayed me. What a dooch bag!"

by Coco Puffz June 21, 2009

dooch difter

Someone whom dif's dooch

Damn just found out Billy's dooch difter

by Adolfhimler July 12, 2024