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Donger

A donger is the penis of any mammal. It doesn't have to be a particular size, or shape. It just has to be a penis.

Because of this vagueness, when the word is used in conversation, it's usually accompanied by one or more adjective(s) which serve to illustrate which particular donger is being referred to.
1:
Sally: That Kevin is a wimp, y'know
Tracy: Yeah. He can be. But his huge donger makes up for that.

2:
Aussie 1: Jeez, 130 degrees is a bit warm. I'm going down the pub to get a beer.
Aussie 2: I'll join you, mate. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
by Ocker McOcker January 18, 2014
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A Donger is a dong-bearing member of the “modern” patriarchal society. Donger(s) believe genitals are most critical in defining a human’s role in a society.

They hold in their hearts and souls their deeper scientific truth about a dong. They are firm in their declarations that a dong dictates brain capacity, personality, skills and ability.

Without a dong, Donger(s) would not have a personal identity or meaning for life- all would cease to exist.
The Donger(s) believe they are possessed by the human hormone testosterone and convinced themselves and thus Society that it is actually what is causing their shitty behavior.
by ThornyRose December 26, 2020
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Great 80's Movie character from 16 candels aka Long Duck Dong
by Donger24 November 13, 2003
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How do you explain it? When playing golf, each of the guys tees off, plays the fairway and finishes with a final putt. The scorekeeper then tallies everyone's score for that hole. The person with the highest (worst) score for that hole must play the entire next hole with their penis protruding from their pants. Thus, the loser of that hole is "the donger".
Man, Frank sucks at golf. He was the donger so much last week he sunburned his dick!
by Frank Klaune May 28, 2004
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California surfer's terminology for Vietnamese. Derived from the sing song phrasing of the language wherein "dong" is ubiquitous.
"Check the dongers driving on the wrong side of street."
by Sommes June 11, 2005
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The bro right there packs dongers all day.

Yo bro lemme get a donger.
by PackDongers February 27, 2011
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The males genitals or the males main sexual piece. (the main vain)
He rubbed his Donger on the flag pole as the other boys stripped off and joined in. Sadly the girls only watched.
by The Cock whisperer May 17, 2020
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